Okay, everybody? Gather round. I’m about to say something that you’ll probably never hear again. As of this second, I take back all the nasty, snarky things I’ve said about Big N, and I’m really seriously thinking about getting a DS.
I’ll let you pick yourselves or your jaws up off the floor so I can explain. The DS, thanks to Barcelona company Gammick, is about to release a sweet little nugget of joy called–get this–Zombie BBQ. I heard about this sucker thanks to the indomitable Nick Chester’s blog on Destructoid, and it’s enough to get me to take back a whole lot of nasty words about Nintendo.
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I admit it, I used to like wrestling. When I was a kid, I couldn’t get enough man-on-man fisticuffs. I thought I had outgrown my fascination with Sports Entertainment. But apparently, there is still a little part of me that wants to see another man in a figure four leglock, desperately trying to keep his knee in one piece.
It’s clearer than ever that the zombie film has a whole new—unlife?—to it these days. Between all the various direct-to-video and indie installments and the dramatic and downright unnerving resurgence of the Grand Old Man of zombie cinema, George Romero himself, the zombie horror subclass is moving like 
Hey everybody, guess what?? I actually have MORE reason to hate Charles Band than ever before! Not only is this the same tool that announced that his company is, in fact, in the TOY BUSINESS (funny, I thought it was in the movie business, but that was before every movie they released had a toy line available, in some cases, BEFORE the film hit shelves), and the exact same tool that released a movie about the bong that killed people, and then plotted its sequel…but now, now…
But lest you think they’re all stuck in the past, it turns out that Bill Corbett, the second voice of Crow T. Robot, has something else entirely going on. He’s teamed up with popular comic actor and Razzie winner Eddie Murphy for a film you might have heard about – Meet Dave.
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