Ever since Michael Lohan, the patron of the Lohan tribe, entered the public eye due to that good old paternity scandal, the reason behind Lindsay Lohan‘s behavior has become abundantly clear. “Daddy issues” might be a cliché, but it’s a cliché because it’s true. Michael is insufferable.

According to a “source,” Lindsay is “taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.” The same source claims that sister Ali and mom Dina already have restraining orders against him.

Apparently, this was all spurred by an incident in which Michael Lohan wrote to celebrity news site X17 Online talking about how much he hates Samantha Ronson. No, seriously:

There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what’s with this ….”person”??? Look at the way she “dresses”? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).

I heard and know more about Samantha than you can imagine. Yet, while I haven’t exposed her, I know that God will. He will weed her out of Lindsay’s life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place in her heart and mind that God wants and she belongs. Hopefully, without Samantha causing more damage than she already has.

This family is such an amazing trainwreck that I don’t even know what to think anymore. I mean, sure, we’ve all dated people that our parents hate, but they don’t (usually) go spilling their guts about it on the internet. Go read the rest of the email, it’s amazingly paranoid and ridiculous.I I mean, what’s with this….”person”??? Look at the way he “types”?

Personally, Michael, I think you are a dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

I have to admire Lindsay’s restraint. She’s just calling him insane and moving on. That’s the only thing to do in cases like this – let God expose Michael. He’s got His work cut out for Him.

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