Recently I subjected myself to a whole lot of Disney movies. Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas…you know, all those movies that make the Disney Corporation richer than astronauts and that they release and re-release a dozen times over to make more cash?
Well, I came to an important realization while sitting through a soul-crushing session of The Little Mermaid–very many Disney movies have a lot in common. And not just the catchy musical numbers, either…I’m talking at their very fundamental cores.
And it is in that spirit–and the fact that I love mocking lousy, shoddy writing–that I created this: Disney Princess Movie Mad Libs. You too can make a multi-million dollar grossing script and sell it to Disney just by using the same old crap they’ve already used! Have fun!
There once was a princess named (Female name) from (section of the world) who wanted to marry a (kind of man) but (relative and / or governing body) would not allow it. (Female name referenced earlier) followed her heart, overcame (insert adversity) and (insert other adversity) and very nearly (insert kind of soul-crushing calamity), but in the end overcame all odds to win the true love of her life, (kind of man referenced earlier).
See? I just summarized like four different Disney movies there!
Which should make it all kinds of easy for you to take on the Disney movie trivia on Kwanzoo.
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I trust I don’t really need to point out that all of those plots are based on fairy tales from hundreds of years ago. Take it up with the Brothers Grimm! Their versions were even more simplistic.
Also, I think The Little Mermaid is the only one that strictly follows the Mad-Lib. There is no disapproving/governing body in, say, Beauty and the Beast. Unless you count the Beast himself, which you have to admit is a bit of a clever twist.