This is, not surprisingly, one of those times.  One of these days, I’m NOT going to telegraph my punches in the title itself and it’s going to just blow your mind when I tell you something just spectacularly bizarre like Flava Flav first had sex when he was six years old (seriously!) or when I tell you that Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are all planning their own reality TV show together.

Paris Hilton is behind this one, citing the inspiration of shows like Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, and no one has any idea about possible titles yet.  Oh, I’m sure we can all think of a few choice ones…how about–?

• Raging Skankathon
• The Flavor of Desperation
• Gigantic Waste of Time

Seriously…are we serious?  Can there be seriousness here?  Who would watch this garbage?  Oh, who am I kidding?  There’s always going to be some idiot out there who’ll flip over and watch crap like this–it’ll probably be on Bravo or E! or some other pointless cable network almost no one watches.  Although, on the up side, it’ll probably only last a couple episodes before getting replaced by something even worse, though I’m opposed to Paris Hilton having a career in general.

And even I have to admit, a train wreck like this might at least be fun to watch.  Lindsay will probably try to steal Paris and Britney’s clothes and they’ll all threaten to have each other whacked.  Maybe, maybe…

And for other horrible ideas, try the reality TV trivia on Kwanzoo.

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