Everybody remember the unpleasantness that the youngest Hogan, Nick, landed himself in not so long ago, landing himself in jail and his best friend in a coma?  Drag racing while hammered has a way of doing that sort of thing, but anyway–it didn’t take long for Nick to start talking about his new “realality” show on VH1, possibly titled “The New Nick” or something similar.  In fact, I’m not going to let that die.  Just to continually remind everybody what kind of egocentric nitwits we’re dealing with, I’m gonna use the word “realality” for the rest of the article.

Most people were, understandably, outraged.  We’d put up with enough crap in the form of Hogan Knows Best, or as my good friend Rob described it, a show that managed to jump the shark and MISS.  The last thing we needed was another realality show featuring the liquored-up little moron who almost killed a United States serviceman because he had to get hammered BEFORE speeding.  Oh, that and he was in jail for almost killing a guy–it wasn’t exactly the time to start thinking realality show.

So it came as a pretty healthy surprise to me to discover that there WAS another Hogan-based realality show in the works, but instead of featuring drunken nitwits, it featured BROOKE Hogan, who is merely a nitwit.  Titled Brooke Knows Best, it features said nitwit moving out of mommy and daddy’s house–although by the time this premieres on July 13th it’ll probably just be MOMMY’s house because she’ll probably win it in the divorce settlement unless she continues acting like, once again, a complete nitwit–and managing her own struggling pop star career.  Yeah, apparently she’s a pop star.  Not sure how that happened.

Yeah, I’m revolted–maybe they’re just trying to turn a buck off the last relatively untainted Hogan, but if this screamed “Shameless cash-grab” any louder I’d have to wear ear guards.

You can find trivia on other shameless cash grabs, by the way, by playing the reality tv trivia on Kwanzoo.

Realaly.

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