Hey TV viewers!!

Are you fat, balding, favor sweatpants and a wifebeater with a horribly anachronistic gold chain and have more body hair than certain kinds of wildlife? Do you resent your neighbors and have no visible source of income?  Have you been held hostage by weightlifting equipment with ambitions of global domination?

If you have, well, you probably have a lot more fun on your weekends than you should, but you also may be able to land yourself a TV gig being none other than Carl in a live-action episode of Adult Swim’s food-based show with a title that has almost nothing to do with the show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Apparently, Adult Swim is planning a live-action version of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and is thus putting out an open call for fat bald guys who can play a Jersey accent to play Carl.  Some of the competitors–you can see some of the auditions on that link I gave you, or try this one, or just wait for the commercial to come out on any part of Adult Swim–are clearly better than others.  There’s one guy who I personally think nailed it already, and a whole bunch of others who clearly shouldn’t be there including what might be a CHICK who looks like it would take about fourteen of her to make one Carl.

This guy’s a lot better Meatwad than he is a Carl–too bad they’re not casting for Meatwad.

But, regardless…there is a lot of fun being had here, and I can hardly wait to find out just which Carl they put in place.

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