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In a move that strikes me as more sad than anything else, Lindsey Lohan’s little sister Ali Lohan is going to be taking on a role in High School Musical 3.Now, there’s a lot to be sad about in that last sentence. First off, just saying the words “Lindsey Lohan” fills me with a kind of cold sorrow. Why, I’m not sure. The fact that a High School Musical Three will soon exist actually fills me with more of a desperate dread than just the existence of Lindsey Lohan–frankly, I don’t think that piece of wet garbage merited one sequel, let alone two or more. But it’s targeted to kids…so…what do you expect?

No, the worst part of the whole thing has to be that yet another Lohan’s getting thrown into the vast Hollywood machine. And if Lindsey’s any indication, Ali will be doing coke inside of six months. This just makes me unutterably sad. Of course, there are the optimists out there–indeed, even my own optimistic side–says that it’s possible that Ali will learn from big sister’s–and mom’s, if even half the stories are true–mistakes. She might well go on to be a solid success without crack and promiscuity and raging alcoholism and stints in rehab and craptacular horror movies and the rest.And pigs might fly, too, but I’m not holding my breath waiting.

Until then, we’ve got plenty of Disney movie trivia to keep everything nice and regulated.

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