By now, you might have heard of an enterprising writer who attempted to sell her (his?) very own script for Juno 2 on eBay. screenwriter_in_paradise certainly has a unique way of marketing scripts, but chances are, it wasn’t picked up by a major motion picture studio.

But what if it was? What if screenwriter_in_paradise has the right idea? Maybe I should look at beginning my career on eBay. I can see it now…

MICHEAL CLAYTON II OSCAR SEQUEL L@@K!
My sequel to the Academy Award winning movie, if a studio does not pick up this script I will make the movie myself. Seriously there were no special effects or anything in this movie. There was barely any music. It will cost maybe $100 to make if you don’t end up hiring George Clooney. It’s a bargain.

THERE WILL BE MORE BLOOD SCREENPLAY SCRIPT DANIEL DAY LEWIS
This script is pretty much guaranteed to win awards, because people love stories about blood and oil. buy it now before Upton Sinclare decides to write another novel and totally rips me off.

ATONEMENT 2 ATONE AGAIN ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY MIB
The hit blockbuster starring Kira Knightly and Mr. Tumnus from Narnia definitely got robbed at the Oscars, but this version is so much more commercial. there’s even a car chase. Please someone buy this. I’m so very alone.

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