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Here’s one for the We Really Should Have Seen This Coming department—apparently J.J. Abrams and company took Spaceballs way too seriously when Yoghurt told us that merchandising is where the real money from the movie is made.

Now You Can Feed Your Sister’s Barbies To Colossus!

Toy philes everywhere will be happy to know that, among other things, the gigantic Colossus action figure will be over a foot tall, come with ten “parasites”, and have seventy points of articulation. I’m not sure what exactly that means, but after reading a few back issues of “Shortpacked” it’s making somebody drool and giggle simultaneously with sheer glee.

Available exclusively through Hasbro’s web site, chances are they will clean up.

I can shake my head and mutter all I like, but the key point is of course they were going to do this—what, you think if there’s a buck unmade out there somebody connected to Hollywood’s not going to try and find a way to get it? And of course, there’s always the sheer geek cred of having this monster staring off your desktop, menacing your computer speakers. Or maybe just get some My Little Ponies off eBay and set up a little stop-motion film.

“Cloverfield Two—Carnage In Ponyland!”

Sigh…if only….

But until that shining day where Colossus turns the ponies into a giant buffet, you can still get lots of Cloverfield trivia on Kwanzoo.

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