Here’s a little newsy bit from the What The? Department—Milla Jovovich, star of the Resident Evil series, and designer Carmen Hawk will be unifying together in one grand attempt to stock Target with clothes.

That’s right—the chick who made bandages a fashion statement in The Fifth Element is going to be offering up clothing for sale at Target. The clothes will be priced from $12.99 to $39.99, and is part of something called the GO International initiative, which, according to Pretty-Scary.net, provides affordable fashion from high-end designers.

Now, what I know about fashion would fit in a very small hat, but somehow, I’ve got a serious problem with Leeloo Dallas hawking clothes. You see that pic I found? That’s her. That’s from The Fifth Element.

And she’s trying to convince you her clothes are fashionable.

Uh…HUUUUHHHH.

Okay, so maybe she won’t be selling the thermal bandage look, but it just doesn’t work for me. It’s like Gunnar Hansen hawking a line of chainsaws…a nifty idea but somehow inappropriate.

But anyway, you can catch up with the various horror movie trivia on Kwanzoo before we all wind up wearing thermal bandages and waving our multipasses around.

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