Movie Addicts. Celeb Dishers. Gamers. We're All Here.

I tend to watch a lot of late-night, celebrity-related T.V. It’s not really by choice. I don’t have cable, and I live in a concrete building, so I get about four channels and one of them gets intensely creepy after 1am. They broadcast names, pictures, and information about missing persons, which would be great if they didn’t play what sound like rejected tracks from the score for Saw II with a choir periodically chanting “MISSING (Missing missing missing…)” in an unearthly echo. I don’t have the stomach for that.

So I’m stuck with shows like TMZ and the ones about Versace’s giant mansion (his main shower is bigger than my entire apartment). You know, the kind of shows they make fun of in GTA IV. And for the past few weeks, all those shows could talk about was Tom Cruise’s supposed tell-all interview with Oprah.

I assumed that Oprah intended to actually broadcast some of this footage on her own show, However, judging from the amount of interview shown on all late-night T.V. combined, there would have been about five minutes of actual interview left. Maybe they just assumed that the people watching Access Hollywood at 3 am are not likely to be watching Oprah in the afternoon. Who knows?

Apparently, she managed to scrape together some footage for her two-day Tom Cruise extravaganza. Her website features videos, pictures, and her typical gushing. Look, just leave Steadman already. We all know how you feel.

And yes, Tom Cruise remains as unsettling as ever. He reminds me of someone I once knew, with a stare so intense that you felt he was invading your personal space from ten feet away. Poor Katie. Poor Suri.

I never thought I’d say this, but poor Oprah.

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