Hey everybody, guess what?? I actually have MORE reason to hate Charles Band than ever before! Not only is this the same tool that announced that his company is, in fact, in the TOY BUSINESS (funny, I thought it was in the movie business, but that was before every movie they released had a toy line available, in some cases, BEFORE the film hit shelves), and the exact same tool that released a movie about the bong that killed people, and then plotted its sequel…but now, now…now he’s just done it.

He’s releasing, in a matter of Any Time Now, Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust. A movie about a killer gingerbread man somehow merits a sequel. Oh, and you want to know how bad this franchise actually is? Here’s the GOOD news about Gingerdead Man 2! GARY BUSEY WILL NOT BE INVOLVED!

How horrible is a movie when the BEST thing you can say about it is that GARY BUSEY isn’t involved? Needless to say, I’m not even vaguely looking forward to sifting through this miserable wreckage of a film, and until it hits—too soon for anyone’s good—you too can enjoy the indie movie trivia on Kwanzoo.

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