The Mummy Returns, Again.

Every once in a while, a good action film comes along that makes a lot of money, but is almost immediately forgotten. When asked, people will say “I liked that!” but it’s never the topic of discussion at parties. The Mummy was one of these.

The MummyThere are a lot of closet Mummy fans out there - not because it’s a matter of shame, but because, for some reason, The Mummy series just gets overlooked. Did you know there’s a sequel coming out? Neither did I. Until now.

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88 Minutes to Go

Everyone knows that the secret to a successful theatrical release is to rebrand a direct-to-video movie featuring a once-great action star in the decline of his career.

88 MinutesNo, wait, that’s the secret to a successful theatrical release in Bizarro World.

While it seems nobody can confirm that 88 Minutes, starring Al Pacino and Al Pacino’s hair gel, was ever released on DVD in the U.S., anecdotal reports indicate that it’s been available for rental and purchase before. Those who have seen it mostly report that it’s awful. Luckily, this is the information age and you get to decide for yourself. Tick tock, doc.

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Cloverfield 2–Already On Its Way!

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down as he stomps his way to the center of town–Like Godzilla!Here’s one for the Absolutely No Surprise To Anyone department. Apparently, someone noticed that Cloverfield made several metric tons of money at the box office and thus, with all that clear and original thinking that Hollywood is so famous for, decided it was time to get a sequel going.

And The Audience Gave A Disgusted Sigh and Went to Preorder Tickets

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