Yes, I too am startled, for I finished part two of the two-part Pandemic series.
You know when Matt and Trey have to pull a “To be continued” you know they’re going to have a whole lot of lunacy afoot, and indeed, Pandemic did not disappoint.
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Can it be? Can it be that Indy Jones getting slammed relentlessly up the ass was all just some kind of fluke?
Do we finally have our original South Park back in all its unfettered glory?
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It’s absolutely totally accurate to tell you that Jimmy Smits STABBED a guy on the set of Dexter about two weeks ago.
And no, not with some prop knife that collapses back into the hilt or something either. I’m talking about a real solid knife.
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Back in the dim dark days before the internet, starting a TV station required ridiculous huge amounts of capital and a whole host of permits and assorted whatnot before you could even start the heavy construction work required to assemble the tower and stock the base full of cameras and various gewgaws to actually film your own stuff and put it on the air.
Now, with the advent of things like YouTube, it’s never been quite so simple to build an array of original programs and put them out for your audience to view. Of course, it’s not exactly a long-term solution as the chances of you getting PAID for any of this is extremely slim (and no, theoretical dollars still don’t count…YET…) because you’re offering it for free, and good luck trying to get advertisers interested in putting up their high-priced logo alongside your video of farting the theme song to “Bonanza”.
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Well, the truly lackluster Scream Awards have come and gone from Spike, and they landed with the thud that I figured they’d land with. For those of you interested, here’s a rundown of the highlights, complete with embittered commentary!
Needless to say, I was generally not happy in the least with Spike’s choices, mainly because they were sorely watered down for public consumption.
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Hey, anybody want to buy an American institution known, read and loved for over fifty years that makes TV watching fast, easy and plannable for up to a week while also providing comedic side bits and puzzles?
Yours for a buck!
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Okay, I’ll admit…after the debacle that was last week’s South Park, featuring more fictional character sodomy than I ever really wanted to see, this week’s South Park was a great improvement. Though frankly, it wouldn’t exactly be difficult to top that steaming pantload, I have to admit that Matt and Trey did indeed pull a winner out of the hatch for once.
This time around, Cartman is once again in fine form, mocking Wendy Testaberger’s heartfelt research paper on breast cancer because of, of course, the frequent involvement of the word “breast”. To fourth grade boys this is actually rather funny but also laden with symbolism and mystery because it’s only a matter of time before these things start to run lives.
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So I just got done watching South Park tonight, and I’ll tell you this, I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen an episode that sucked quite this hard.
Irresponsible in the extreme, and shoddy in the narrative, most of the episode can be boiled down to one central theme: Matt and Trey really didn’t enjoy Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. In fact, they go so far as to believe that the duo of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have in fact RAPED Indiana Jones.
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Entertainment media, increasingly, is not the safe haven it once was. With people looking more and more to trim their budgets, entertainment is increasingly regarded as fat, excised out of the budget with merely pain rather than a risk of destruction. As discretionary spending falls and more households take a “wait-and-see” approach to making their budget decisions, one would think a night spent at home watching TV might well be the best of all possible worlds at this point.
One would, sadly, be wrong.
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