The Political Landscape Has Lots of Weird Bumps–Darth Vader

Well, it was probably only a matter of time before it came down to this…but someone–ostensibly the Sith party–has put together their ultimate dream ticket of Vader / Tarkin for 2008. I guess the trend of having actors run for office has now extended to Star Wars characters.
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Not for us, mind you–no, no, for us this coudn’t be better. But where this concept poses a problem is to the networks themselves.
Okay, I just got back not too long ago from watching
Sad news today out of Chicago, where Ocean’s Eleven star
The news is that the next Ghostbusters movie–which if it ends up like the new X-Files movie will only make me hate Hollywood all the harder–is well on track, and has a new and interesting surprise in store. Out of which I will now spoiler the hell.
I couldn’t write the above headline without laughing, folks. And if you can READ it without laughing then you’re stronger than I am. Congratulations!
And is it ever a list you don’t want to be on! Especially if you’re a model turned actress, as are the victims of King Magazine’s list of worst performances turned in by a model turned actress.
I’ve been saying it for some time now–people are looking for any way possible to save cash these days, and renting a movie is wildly, wildly cheaper than the horrorshow of expenditures that is the movie theatre these days. Debatably, it’s also better, but what’s not debatable is that online video store Netflix is seeing spectacular gains in its bottom line, and
Sean Bean, ladies and gentlemen, star of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, joins the latest in a growing string of (two) actors busted for assaulting loved ones in England. Bean was arrested on suspicion of domestic assault and questioned by
All right, Star Wars fans–I happen to count myself among them on a somewhat limited basis–I’ve got horrible news for you. Apparently George Lucas hasn’t yet found enough ways to screw up the Star Wars saga, so he’s taking the whole thing one step farther into the cesspool by re-re-re-re-REreleasing the series…