Movie Trivia: 25/8’s Casting Problems–Do They Still Have A Cast?

Now this is some scary news here—the cast for Wes “Nerve Gas” Craven’s upcoming self-cannibalization “25/8” is undergoing some serious shifting. Henry Lee Hopper, son of Dennis Hopper, who was one of the big draws for Craven’s newest cinematic stinkbomb in the making has bugged out, but apparently on mutually pleasant terms. Hopper, apparently, came down with a case of mono, and since an upcoming actor’s strike looks more and more likely by the day, Craven simply couldn’t wait. Which is fair enough, I suppose—God forbid we’re forced to wait until the end of an actor’s strike to see the newest waste of film from Wes Craven.

Plenty other low-rank no-names have been filtering in and out of the cast, so it seems as though “25/8” is going to be continually in flux until it hits the theatres. And all this happens before principal photography begins—it’s starting later this month.

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Movie Trivia: “Machete” Comes to Life

Of all the fake trailers that became the main attractions of Grindhouse, one of the most popular was Machete, starring Danny Trejo. It was a humorous take on exploitative ’70s films (back when the X rating was real), complete with explosions and topless girls. The trailer was so popular that it was attached to the Planet Terror DVD, though none of the others have been released.

machete.jpgWhen the trailer was first made, Robert Rodriguez admitted that it was a film he would enjoy making. He’d already accumulated 40 minutes of footage just from cutting the trailer together, so why not? He’d first started thinking about the screenplay back in 1993 after casting Trejo in Desperado: “So I wrote him this idea of a federale from Mexico who gets hired to do hatchet jobs in the U.S. I had heard sometimes FBI or DEA have a really tough job that they don’t want to get their own agents killed on, they’ll hire an agent from Mexico to come do the job for $25,000. I thought, “That’s Machete. He would come and do a really dangerous job for a lot of money to him but for everyone else over here it’s peanuts.” But I never got around to making it.”

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Movie Trivia: My Bloody Valentine Gets a Remake

Every single legendary and big-budget horror movie of the past fifty years has either been remade, or is going to be. If it had the slightest potential for monkeymaking brand recognition, the execs were on it like white on rice. But with Halloween, Friday the 13th, House of Wax, and Nightmare on Elm Street crossed off their lists, where will the studios turn next?

val.jpgWhy, B-movies, of course. This year will see a new version of 1980’s Prom Night, one of the films that helped crown Jamie Lee Curtis as Scream Queen. But the people want more - so they’ll get it.

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Famous Faces in Humble Places: 8mm

Nicolas Cage’s long face dominates the DVD cover for a little feature called 8mm. Talk about top billing. At the time, he was the only big name in it, although James Gandolfini, Catherine Keener and Joaquin Phoenix have since found their own paths. Cage was already his post-Moonstruck, post-Face/Off self. So why, exactly, did he choose to participate in a move about snuff?

8mm.JPGFor the innocent among you, in this context, “snuff” isn’t just a cute term for chewing tobaccy. It refers to, shall we say, films (often pornographic) in which at least one participant doesn’t survive until the end. Such films have been the stuff of legends for years, and have mostly stayed there - over the years, all alleged “snuff films” have been proven to be fake or not intended for distribution. But with 8mm, Joel Schumacher creates a world in which a young aspiring actress can easily fall prey to the sort of sick men who will slay a woman for a million bucks.

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Rob Schmidt Takes Wrong Turn Into Bad Meat.

Meat.  And it’s BAD.  Bad, bad meat….Wrong Turn director Rob Schmidt isn’t exactly real well known—the biggest movie he ever did was Wrong Turn, and the only other movie he’s really known for is the upcoming Alphabet Killer—so it’ll be worth mentioning that Tiger Aspect Pictures will be producing his next movie, Bad Meat. Yes, those of you who actually are fans of his will say, he had an episode of Masters of Horror. But I’ll remind you all that it was second season and thus not worth mentioning.

Anyway, on to the Bad Meat—a youth detention camp with a staff of authoritarian quasi-dictators will receive a shipment of tainted meat. But instead of making them sick, it will turn the horrible camp staff into raving cannibals with a taste for people…veal style. By that, I mean they’ll be going after the juvies in juvie.

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Korean Horror–It’s A Tossup!

Korean Horror–it’s a real mixed bag.All right! We got fresh content coming in from Korea this time around, and that means a good chance at another fantastic scary movie. And this time, the chance is better than normal. Check out the plot of Black House: an insurance claims adjuster investigates a decrepit house, and what he finds will blow his mind. Suicides. Murder. And the farther into the horrible, horrible house he gets, the more terrifying things will get. Finally, we’re promised a downright “blood-soaked ending”.

Now, when I hear that a horror flick is coming out of Korea, I’m usually skeptical. Korean horror movies have something of a dubious track record based on what I’ve seen so far. The good ones are downright fantastic, with lots of blood and action and everything you could hope for in a solid horror movie. The bad ones, however, aren’t bad…they’re boring. Bad Korean horror is universally (that I’ve seen so far, anyway) unnecessarily heavy in dialogue. Don’t believe me? Just try getting through Whispering Corridors sometime. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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No Juno in Hell…For Now

With little Ellen Page being the hottest commodity on the young Hollywood market today, it was a little surprising when news leaked that Sam Raimi had nabbed her for his newest film. Sure, Raimi has a certain amount of pull, but he’s essentially a cult figure, and the entire world was utterly disgusted with Spider-Man 3. With Page in the position to take any part she wanted, why this? Why now?

Ellen PageRaimi’s return to horror, Drag Me to Hell, was listed as one of Page’s upcoming projects, along with the Drew Barrymore-directed Whip It. Quite the mismatched pair, to be sure, and many speculated on precisely what kind of Hell we were in for.

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And The Corner Gets Smaller–Saw V Jigsaw Deadpool News

So…how do we get out of THIS one?All right, all right—everyone calm down and get your betting slips out. Remember the pool I started back here? Well, I got a bona fide update here that’ll knock out some of the competition. Basically, we’re all trying to figure out how Tobin Bell, playing the now-dead Jigsaw, is going to manage to appear in both Saw V and Saw VI, since he’s, you know, DEAD and all.

I gave you a variety of choices and laid odds accordingly, and we’ve even got a couple choices eliminated, so thusly, we need a new betting board!

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Bruce Campbell Comes Back To Movies With The Horribleness

Wow…a MOVIE?? How RARE!!Okay…brace yourselves, kids…Bruce Campbell’s actually doing a movie for a change! Yeah, no voiceovers, no cartoons, no video games—he’s actually taking the advice the good folks at Film Threat threw his way in this year’s Frigid Fifty and doing a movie!

Oh, sure, it’s not Evil Dead Four, which is what a lot of fans were waiting for—it’s called The Horribleness. Featuring not only a cast list that is just downright amazing—not only is Bruce Campbell in it, but so is Ellen Sandweiss, Ted Raimi, and Sam Raimi himself—but a plot that must be seen to be believed, The Horribleness looks like it’s going to be the movie to beat for quite some time.

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Getting Spliced With Sarah Polley

Is this what’s in Splice?  Maybe.Charming badass nurse Sarah Polley from that sorry little Dawn of the Dead remake is looking to get some new horror action on with Splice. Splice features two young scientists out to make their mark by illegal and unethical experiments into combining human and animal DNA. Of course, you don’t have to be a serious horror buff to know what will happen following that ridiculous combination, but it helps. For the neophytes in the crowd I’ll go ahead and explain. All sorts of nastiness will happen, lots of people will get torn to teeny little bloody chunks and, only possibly, the half-human animal-thing will be killed in a loud and grotesque fashion as the climax of the film.

There’s also an outside possibility said half-human animal-thing will survive and slink off into hiding to create a sequel possibility.

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