Video game trivia: Saw game still on its way.

In a development that is sure to either excite or enrage Steve or possibly do both simultaneously, news is floating around the intarwebs that the Saw video game is still on track.

As everyone knows, games based on movies are almost always shameless cash-grabs; awful piles of garbage tossed together and released in time to coincide with the source material’s release date. They also happen to be money in the bank for anyone who wants to shove them out the door, which is why they continue to exist. Some games buck the trend, but they’re few and far between.

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Movie Trivia: David–Twisted Pictures Gets One Right??

Now I’m getting scared.

Really scared—check out this quote about David, an upcoming film “inspired by true events”:

“I wanted to bring horror back to it’s roots like horror in the 70’s when they set out to really scare you psychologically. David is a cross between The Amityville horror and The Changeling. This isn’t the going to be the typical MTV style of horror of today with lots of quick cuts and loud noises to make the audience jump. David is all about slowly building the suspense factor then climaxing to a really disturbing final act. It’s the kind of story that burrows deep under your skin and stays with you long after you left the theater”.

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Movie Trivia: Saw V–No Longer Appears on Any Map

And so the great Saw Engine descends into its own little valley of madness—the question is, does anyone want to follow this thing down?

Frankly, I do. It looks like it’s going to be a spectacular train wreck, and I can hardly wait to see the fallout!

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Movie trivia: Jigsaw’s Wife Comes Back. Place Your Bets!

And we just get deeper and deeper…..Well, that’s just about it for the dead pool, folks—Betsy Russell, Jigsaw’s longsuffering ex-wife Jill, is slated to be back in Saw V which will in fact be in theatres October 24th.

And if Jigsaw’s ex-wife shows up, you can probably be pretty sure that this movie is going to be just LADEN with flashbacks, and that should explain how Jigsaw manages to keep showing up in movies when he was autopsy bait TWO WHOLE FILMS AGO.

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Costas Mandylor Is Cursed!

Taking a very, very quick break from Saw.A real diversion coming up for Saw actor Costas Mandylor, the guy who handled acting duties for Detective Hoffman–he’s going the indie route.

Now this should come as a surprise to all concerned, being as everyone involved with the Saw franchise is basically booked solid straight through to hell as they’ll probably be doing Saw sequels until the day they keel over dead from starvation, overwork, or disgruntled horror buff accident.

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Darren Lynn Bousman to Do Scanners Remake–My Head Hurts Already

OR-IH-JUN-UHL!! ORIGINAL!  IS THIS BEYOND YOU???So we’re all aware of Darren Lynn Bousman and his crusade to see how many times he can flog a dead horse by releasing Saw movies at a rate of one every fifteen minutes. Well, maybe just annually, but that’s what it feels like sometimes. Anyway, he’s got the idea that just because he had one pretty big movie that turned into ten hojillion horrible sequels he can turn that talent elsewhere and lightning will once again strike.

I Can Feel My Head Exploding Already

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Jigsaw Wants To Play A Game–Literally.

Saw…again…and again…and again…..From the Oh God, Why Can’t I Stop Sobbing? department comes the single sleaziest money grab concept I’ve seen in weeks, a Saw game.

Yeah, you heard me. A Saw. GAME. Jigsaw wants you to play a game, and it’s coming to you from newcomer Brash Entertainment, whose web site is pretty downright scary. Check out the copy!

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Saw V Casting: Don’t Look For Sense Here.

Oh yes…there will be confused casting.  Wait until you see the script!So the rumor machine is still rolling hot and fast on Saw V—even though some rumors are still present that there will be no Saw V this year at all—and the newest batch says that some casting has taken place.

And the casting will leave you so baffled you’ll need to lay down.

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The Saw Goes Silent–No “Saw” In 2008?

Will you see one of these in 2008?  Maybe not….Here’s one for the Monkey On Our Back department—there’s actually word going around right now via the boys and ghouls out at Bloody Disgusting that there will be no Saw in 2008.

Heeeere Goosey Goosey Gooooseeeyyy…..

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Saw V - Oh Yes, Virginia…There Will Be Blood. And, Somehow, Jigsaw.

Despite all good reason or common sense, word is that there will not only be a Saw V, but also a Saw VI - both once again to be released right around Halloween. As if that weren’t sufficient mixed blessing for you, Jigsaw will play a role in both. Somehow.

Tobin Bell–Twisted Pictures’ Golden Boy?

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