Sarah Connor and Boromir Get the Black Death!
Sometimes the strangest things come from pairing things that maybe shouldn’t be paired. Who would’ve thought that peanut butter and chocolate could work well together? One is part of America’s favorite sandwich and the other is dessert. And don’t even get me started on the whole concept of the tur-duc-hen, a baffling combination of a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. At least I think that’s how it goes–not what you’d call sane enough to really try hard and keep straight.
And in this topic, we get the upcoming indie thriller Black Death, which will feature a real tur-duc-hen of a cast including Lena Headey, star of Fox’s new series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and Sean Bean, Boromir himself from the various Lord of the Rings movies.
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The rumor mill went positively nuts over the idea of who was going to direct
So by now you’ve all had a chance to read my truly engrossing article on Robert Englund ditching Freddy Krueger, and you’re probably still shaken up. You might be wondering exactly why he wasn’t coming back. Well, I’ve got a reason for you! Brace yourself–
Here’s one for the Bucking the Trend department, and man, is it ever a doozy. You know that movie The Eye? The one remade from a Pang Brothers movie (I still think “Oxide” is an unnecessarily goofy name) and starring Jessica Alba? Well, it took number one at the box office recently–not that the competition was any great shakes, it beat Rambo and Meet the Spartans. That’s like beating a chimp with no thumbs at croquet.
So the rumor machine is still rolling hot and fast on Saw V—even though some rumors are still present that there will be no Saw V this year at all—and the newest batch says that 
This next thing I’m about to tell you folks is actually pretty big. Paul Thomas Anderson, the guy who did Boogie Nights and There Will Be Blood, amongst a host of others, is actually considering 
I am now officially convinced that I am some kind of avatar from the future or some such…because frankly, what I say just inevitably seems to happen.
I think most of us have seen Cloverfield by now, and it was a pretty wild ride. Landmarks getting blasted, ticks the size of suitcases bounding around, plenty of gunplay…everything you could want in a good action movie with a science fiction bent. But what a lot of us didn’t expect was the down side of Cloverfield, with its simulated hand-held camera work.
Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed, I tell you. Because some days, things happen that force you to question your place in the universe, your entire way of life, even your very sanity.
In a truly rare turn of events that already has me somewhat on the edge of my seat, it’s been rumored that the one and only John Carpenter will be making his way back to theaters. He’ll be bringing with him the movie