Night of the Living Dead–Remakes Aplenty.

Remakes, remakes, remakes!When I heard that Night of the Living Dead, that great horror classic, had slipped into the realm of public domain I confessed to mixed emotions. I do believe in the right of an artist to hold his copyright for life…but at the same time, there’s something clean, and downright noble, about arguably the greatest horror movie of the 1900s going public domain.

If it can’t be in George Romero’s hands…then it’s well that it should go into OUR hands.

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Zombies of Night–The True Successor to 28 Days Later?

Get a real job and get out of my house, you grotty little wanker!!The Brits had one monster hit on their hands with 28 Days Later, and this spurred them on to try all sorts of movies for release in the states, including the spectacular career that spawned Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. But now, the term “successor” is being bandied around, and I hope we’re not taking it lightly, but Zombies of Night just might be the true successor.

The plotline is a real winner, by the looks of it—a young man with a failing eBay business living in the height of the foot and mouth disease epidemic wakes up for breakfast one morning to find his parents are now zombies.

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Retardead–Got Your Attention? Yeah, Not Surprised.

Zombies and special ed–a bad combination.The fact that Troma still exists is a fact that has me somewhat confused. Oh, sure, Troma’s been putting out over-the-top direct to video movies since there was a top to go over, and Lloyd Kaufman is pretty much recognized as the king of low-budget movie making. So much so that he’s actually got a how-to-make-movies guide out there called “Make Your Own Damn Movie”, and that speaks to a whole lot of experience.

What that experience will offer up this time around, however, is a real puzzler. It’s called Retardead—no nasty letters, please, that is the ACTUAL NAME OF THE MOVIE—and it’s about a mad doctor run amok in the Butte County Institute of Special Education. Armed with a faulty hyper-intelligence serum, mad Doctor Stern will raise an army of flesh-eating zombies, to which the FBI and the local sheriff’s department will respond to in a blood-soaked furor.

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Colin–A Whole New Kind of Zombie Movie

Finally!  A movie from OUR perspective!  Damn racist humans….Okay, granted, the overall quality of the zombie film has been something of a mixed bag. It’s still my personal favorite genre because it uses all the best tenets of the great subgenre known as survival horror. I loves me some survival horror. And, for better or for worse, zombie movies are the place to get it. But it hasn’t often been very interesting, and let’s be honest, many zombie films are crap. But there’s a new one—yes, another new one—coming out that looks to break the streak.

It’s called Colin, and it’s shot entirely from the zombie’s perspective.

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Trailer Park of Terror–Redneck Zombies Redux?

All this and the walking dead too?  Sign me up!Eli Roth’s Trailer Trash may be at least temporarily dead, but there’s a new film arising from the ashes to take its place in the trailer related movies segment. It’s called Trailer Park of Terror, if you can believe that, and it’s one of several films making some serious waves at Slamdance.

The plot would be somewhat familiar if it weren’t for its sheer outlandishness–somewhere in the middle of mountainous nowhere, six at-risk high school kids and the optimistic youth minister riding temporary herd over them is on its merry way home from one of those outdoor character building retreats. Their bus crashes on the return trip, leaving them stranded in the midst of the so-called Trucker’s Triangle, which is like the Bermuda Triangle, only for trucks.

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The Book of Zombie–So How DO You Kill A Mormon Zombie?

Will he be knocking on your door early in the morning wanting to talk about Mormonism?After seeing Mitt Romney bite the metaphorical big one on the campaign trail, it got me to thinking. How much of Mitt’s loss is related to the public perception of Mormonism? This is, admittedly, something of a bigger topic than I normally intro with, but it’s really getting me to wonder…especially after I found this.

It’s called The Book of Zombie, and while the official sites and such are somewhat short on details I did find one rather interesting quote that gives me insight on the plot of the movie…not to mention possible motivations behind the title, and even just a smidge into the American political landscape.

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Diamond Dead–Rock. Zombie Style!

Zombies make lousy rock stars.Zombies have been George Romero’s stock in trade since, roughly, the sixties. When you hear that grand old name, you don’t think about his vampire movies–though he had one–and you don’t think about his work with Dario Argento. You generally don’t think about Monkey Shines–though you should; that was one of the single best monkey-driven horror movies ever made. One of the only ones, true, but that’s splitting hairs. You don’t think about Knightriders or The Dark Half or even Bruiser. You think zombies.

So it’s no surprise that Romero’s upcoming Diamond Dead sticks to his strengths, but in that grand style that Romero himself has become famous for. Diamond Dead, you see, isn’t just about zombies…no sir. Diamond Dead is about rock star zombies.

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Still More Crazy–Romero’s Crazies Getting A Remake?

Kinda like 28 Days Later, except thirty years old, give or take.Let’s all pause for a moment in silent appreciation of George Romero’s work. There was a lot to like in there, and not all of it zombie related. There was his modern-day vampire flick, Martin. How about his monkey movie, Monkey Shines? Or the movie about the…guy with no face…called Bruiser? Okay, let’s just forget about Bruiser.

A movie of his not too many people remember, however, is The Crazies, a very Romero zombie-style movie involving a virus that drove people insane. Looking back on it now, I find myself wondering if he could sue the guys who did 28 Days Later.

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Zombies, Big Swords and Schoolgirls–It Must Be Japanese.

You think this one’s bad? That’s just a cosplayer! You should follow the link and see the actual poster!There’s one particular substrata of the great horror universe that has given me more “huh??” moments than any other. One sub-genre that has left me baffled, left me scratching my head like mutant chiggers had taken up permanent residence in my scalp. It’s not sci-fi horror or survival horror or even indie horror–it’s horror from a particular place. That place is Japan.

These Guys Are Completely Nuts Vol. One.

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Zombies, Zombies, Zombies! Bill Moseley Takes On Zombies in Dead Air

Soon, he’ll be fighting zombies. And you will love it!There are those who claim that the zombie movie genre is slowing down. Obviously, they’ve chosen to ignore the fact that the Grand Old Man of zombie fare himself, George Romero, has one slated to come out within the next like couple weeks.

But out of nowhere, like the walking dead themselves, comes a new zombie movie–and guess who’s directing? Corbin Bernsen! Yeah, Corbin Bernsen! Corbin Bernsen, can you believe it? The guy’s directing a zombie movie and the role that made him famous was as a TV lawyer! Now, I agree that lawyers have their scary sides but does this qualify him to direct a zombie film? His horror chops seem to be somewhat lacking–though he has an appearance in several suspense / thriller titles–including the The Dentist series–as well as a role in lackluster Season Two Masters of Horror in the show Right to Die–and that causes me to question his capability. Looking at the plot, however, gives me some hope.

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