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So the rumor machine is still rolling hot and fast on Saw V—even though some rumors are still present that there will be no Saw V this year at all—and the newest batch says that some casting has taken place.

And the casting will leave you so baffled you’ll need to lay down.

Blasts From the Past

Now, of course, you already know the stunner. Jigsaw will be back. Tobin Bell is confirmed for Saw V, and he really can’t be more dead. I’ve already got odds on what kind of explanation they’re going to use to puzzle their way around this situation.

But what you may not know is that FBI Agent Strahm, who had all of like fifteen minutes of screen time in the fourth one and was so tightly wound that he made Agent Doggett from The X-Files look like the life of the party will also be back.

And, for reasons that baffle me all to death, so will Detective Hoffman!

Reason? We Left Reason Behind Two Movies Ago.

There is a reason to continue watching the Saw franchise. Not because it’s good or because you’ll enjoy it or because it makes sense—but rather because it no longer makes sense. Every single Saw movie since Saw III was an exercise in convoluted storytelling and baffling logic puzzles that will drive you absolutely batty. It refuses to make sense! Every time a Saw movie gets released, you can count on three things.

1. Oh yes, there will be blood.
2. There will be lots of goofy homemade ironmongery that’ll kill a mess of people
3. Nothing, NOTHING, will make sense.

Some people may say that’s not enough. Not me, frankly—I’ll keep buying my tickets just to see what ludicrousity they’ll throw at me next.

And to keep up with all the past ludicrousities we’ve been subjected to, try out the Saw series trivia on Kwanzoo!

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