Well, probably not. There have been worse moms. But, judging from the tidbits that have leaked into the media, there is something seriously wrong with the way she wants to raise her son.

A document has been released by the court in regards to Sharon Stone’s petition to bring her son with her to L.A., rather than leave him in the custody of his father, her ex-husband, Phil Bronstein. It’s called a “Tentative Statement of Decision,” and it reveals some terrifying factoids.

The judge says that Stone “appears to overreact to many medical issues” involving her son. Stone has stated that she believes her son, Roan, has a “spinal condition,” but she appears to have made this diagnosis all on her own.

“Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”

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“Father has championed for Roan’s well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process … Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan’s getting help, or has decided against participating in his care.”

Okay. Let’s deal with these one-by-one.

Firstly, I’ve been around on the internet for a while, and I’ve seen a lot of people who have imaginary medical conditions or believe that their children have imaginary medical conditions. They are insane. It’s not like you can be all, “oh, hey, I’m perfectly sane in every aspect of my life, except I have Morgellons.” Doesn’t work that way.

Secondly, like many people, I sweat out of my forehead when I get overheated. It’s really annoying, and very unladylike. And I would LOVE it if there was some kind of magical injection that could make my sweat go away. But you know who else suffers from forehead sweat, AND has disposable income? Adam Carolla. He got Botox injections in his forehead to cut down on sweating. Guess what? They didn’t work. And they won’t work on Roan’s feet either.

Oh, and Sharon Stone is insane.

Thirdly, in the battle of the court system vs. celebrities, it’s a “lesser of two evils” thing, but I have to give the edge to the court system here. Good job, guys.

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